- I went to Cost.co on Monday and it was the first time I've been in forever and a day. I spent over $350 if that tells you anything. It was nice to fill my pantry again and even nicer that I could afford it due to the budget we made and are sticking to. It sucked balls when midway through the trip L decided he'd had enough of being in the carseat in the basket and I had to carry his cute little ass for the last 40 minutes of the trip.
- Speaking of said trip, I bought some generic fabric softeners from there and they are reeking up my entire house! I mean I want shit to smell good and all but damn! I can't walk past my laundry room without thinking of a grandma with too much perfume that makes me wanna vomit.
- I'm all for farting and everything. I mean, everyone does it. But I think there's a time and a place AND I also think just because you know someone well, does NOT mean you have to just rip ass in front of them. Over the weekend, my 21-year-old nephew just kept farting and farting in front of anyone that was at the house. The first time or two maybe I snickered a little like a 12 year old, but after 3 days I was like, "DUDE JUST GO TAKE A SHIT ALREADY!!"
- I can't believe I haven't told you dudes about how bendy and awesome I am in the car now. I discovered that if I sit next to L and hang my left boob out, I can actually feed him while we are driving. (Well I'M not driving, I'm in the backseat with him and my boob.) Anyway, I discovered this on the many road trips we have taken over the past several weeks. It's probably not anything to look at but it's impressive. I lean right over, cuddle up to him a little, and Cirque du Breastfeeding begins. He eats and then sleeps and we don't even have to stop and then hold our breaths hoping he'll stay asleep after it's over.
BAHAHA! Cirque du Breastfeeding!! You are a riot! I am beyond impressed.
ReplyDeleteAh road trips... good times, good times!
ReplyDeleteyour fabric softeners are too scented? sounds like its time to pee on a stick again.
ReplyDeleteHahaha... just envisioning that scene in your backseat. A little different than your first experience with your boob hanging out in the back seat of a car I'd say. :)
ReplyDeleteI don't even use fabric softeners anymore. Charlie's Soap is great detergent, and I don't seem to need to. One less thing to buy = sweet!
Hahaha Oak's comment has me laughing. So does cirque du breastfeeding. sounds awesome. wish I could use that on my road trip to Grand Junction tomorrow. Alas, no one would be driving. Dangerous.
ReplyDeleteI would have to practically smother a child to breastfeed it by leaning over it. I mean seriously....it'd be like bobbing for apples only in reverse and no apples. :)
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