You know what isn't awesome?
Nipple hairs. And mustaches on girls.
I remember when I was young and sexy and skinny and stuff. That was fun. But now it's all, gotta shave my pubes and pluck my nipple hairs and maybe I'll wash my face today. I should probably do that. Yeah and while I'm at it, maybe run a razor across my legs and armpits.
My husband says he thinks I'm sexy no matter what and even if I get a 70's bush, he'll still want to bone me. But I think that's his way of blatantly lying in the hopes that his "unconditional" boner will inspire me to keep a razor and some deodorant on hand.
I still manage to wash my hair every other day and get my laundry done every other weekend. So I'm calling that good for a 30-something preggo with a kid and a full time job. (Ok, ok, it's only 30 hours a week, but technically that's full time.)
I only have one real rule in the shower...First I shower every day unless I'm really really sick or in a coma...and second I SHAVE...every single day. If I'm in the shower, I shave every last part of me...I actually hate running my hands over my own legs and feeling stubble.....
ReplyDeleteI know..you hate me. But I think you're doing a good job with all the stuff on your plate..seriously I don't know how most women do it.