Ok, So I Can't Count

Spoiler Alert:  In my next post, I say it's my 100th post.

It wasn't.  I suck and can't count.  Therefore, useless post 99 so that I'm no longer a liar.

T.L.C is an Asshole

This is the first week of school where Bugs goes all day.  I have Tuesdays and Thursdays off but Tuesday I was busy with random errands and bullshit so I didn't get to spend the whole day with myself.  But today!  Wow!  Today I dropped Bugs off at school, went to the GYM.  That's right people, the gym.  And now I'm home, thinking about how I should be cleaning, but then watching T.LC instead.  (P.S.  Kate is still as scary as ever.)

At first I watched Wh.at N.ot to W.ear, in which a military wife got a makeover right before her Navy husband came home on a ship!  Of course I was bawling my fucking eyeballs out.  Now it's A Ba.by St.ory in which the doctor has just scared the first time mom into a C-section (presumably because he has a tee time coming up.)  More bawling.

Oh and did you know there's like 5 baby shows in a row?????  Are you trying to KILL me TL.C?

Unfunny but Existing Post

Dear Blog,

I have missed you so!!  I have been so busy over the last few days and will be working 60 hour weeks for the next 6 weeks.  I am also missing my bed, my son, my sanity and my free time.  But I promise not to desert you totally.  I will be back to write short, stupid and unfunny posts like this one.

In other news, I am physically and mentally torturing myself right now by watching Teen Mom on MTV.  Farrah is a huge cunt face, Amber is certifiably a nut job, and Catelynn and Maci are somewhat tolerable.  I can't tell you why I watch this piece of shit show but it's like a train wreck.  Maybe these bitches should just give me their babies and when they ask why they were adopted, I can just show them some footage of the show.

The End.