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I'm not sure why I do stupid things.  Sometimes it's for motivation, sometimes I'm just dumb, sometimes I'm bored.  This latest scheme might top the list of stupid things I've done:

I ordered a swimsuit.

Online.

3 weeks after I gave birth.

Whiskey.  Tango.  Foxtrot.

Who does that?  Obviously it looks horrid.  My belly has never (EVER) been totally flat, and post-baby, it looks like rising pizza dough.  And I thought this would be a great time to order a swimsuit online and try it on when it was delivered.  Oh and by the way, I have developed a new obsession with chocolate covered marshmallow eggs and catered an ongoing obsession with pepperoni pizza, so the belly sitch isn't really getting any better.

Speaking of post-baby bod... I haven't quite gotten back in the habit of shaving things.  I mean my armpits are super close and easy so they get a good daily shave.  But my legs and lady parts are still lacking in some much needed grooming.  When I was pregnant, I had an excuse that I couldn't, you know, reach those areas.  But now I'm just fucking lazy and not doing it anyway, so what's the GD point?

My hair looks thick and magnificent, however, so that is genius.  It also grew about 6 inches while I was pregnant, so bonus!  Hopefully, it will keep up the good work.

In other news, it is snowing outside right now and that is not doing much for my pasty white skin.  Come on summer!