Friday, May 20, 2011

The Deed

After Hubs had the Strep Throat, he got cold sores.  For some reason, this always happens to him when he gets a fever.  So let me sum that up for you.. 2 months of no sex, clearance for sex, Strep Throat, and then facial herpes.  Sexy.  We continued NOT having sex because who wants to do it and not be able to kiss a little first.  I love my husband but not enough to get his dirty cold sores on mah face.

About Saturday, I couldn't wait anymore.  Fuck kissing anyway.  So, in my best Fez voice, I said, "We're going to dooo itttt." Then did a little jig.  That was my foreplay.

It worked.

We did it.  It was awesome as far as that actually doing-of-it goes.  What wasn't awesome was that our baby was asleep in his bouncy chair next to the bed.  (Is that weird?  I'm just not quite ready for him to sleep away from me yet.  I still wake up to make sure he's breathing.)  Another non-awesome was that I turned all the lights off because my body is still in wreckage like condition.  It's not horrible or anything, but I don't find it super sexy right now.  Also I was afraid my boobs were going to leak all over the place.  They didn't, but I wouldn't put it past them.

Needless to say, the Hubs and I have gotten along way better over the last week.  (Men are so easy.)

2 comments:

  1. Younare awesome. And hilarious. That is all.

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  2. Sounds like pretty good first-time PP sex to me! I'm familiar with the no-kissing-b/c-you're-sick-sex...when you're TTC, you just can't miss O!

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