Blah Blah Blah My Baby is Awesome Blah Blah Blah

I tried Logan on solids again the last few days.  It's amazing what a difference a couple of weeks makes.  He totally gets it now.  He opens his mouth for the spoon, swishes the food about for a minute and then either swallows it or drools it back out of his mouth.  I went ahead and went to rice cereal because I figured mixing it with breast milk might make it easier for him to digest.  He also tried and loved pears.  This morning I gave him peas and he looked at me like You've got to fucking be kidding me mom.  Why in God's name would you put that shit in my mouth?  It was awesome.

Speaking of breast milk, I recently decided to take two weekend trips in a row in October.  I haven't left Logan overnight once, let alone for 2 weekends in a row!  So I'm sorta freaking out about that (freaking out like aw man, I'm going to miss my baby so bad while I'm drunk and having a fabulous time!)  So now comes the stockpiling of the bags of frozen breast milk.  I'm pretty much with him 24/7 so I don't pump that much... just enough to have a few bags in the freezer in case I go crazy and run away for a few hours.  So now I'm starting to feed him on one side and pump on the other in order to fill up the freezer with milk that is NOT laced with vodka.  I'm hoping this crazy pump spree will miraculously trigger loads of weight falling off my body so that I will look skinny and amazing on my trips. 

Logan is helping me write my post today.  I'm hiding behind his head because I'm not too photogenic right now...

I don't know if you can see it or not, but his super cute monkey pj's are stained green with the remnants of this morning's pea eating experience.  He waited until after I got the bib off and then spit out some more just to prove his point. Eff you mom and your disgusting green peas.