Thursday, September 22, 2011

Thought Vomit Thursday (or just another lame post)

Do you think it's bad if my only posts are now TVT's?  I am getting a little lazy in my lethargic SAHM haze.  I better start making coffee again.  Or mimosas.  Whatever.  So here goes.

- I am too lazy stupid to get Macster's cute little TVT button on my blog.

- I am currently at my sister's house "babysitting" my darling niece.  I use that term loosely because she is actually asleep and Logan is in my lap nose diving into the desk and crying because I won't feed him.  I am telling you this because I want you to know if there are a bunch of mistakes in this post it is because I can't figure out how to reach my pinky finger up to the "delete" key on her Mac.  (I'm BU and I'm a PC.)  Also my anonymity might be blown because I have no idea how to delete this site from her history.  (Hey sis!  My husband doesn't know I talk about our sex life and my poop/boobs/vagina farts on the web so let's keep this between us mmmk?)


- I think I've carved myself a little at-home business because I don't really like to make things easy on myself.  We'll see what happens.

- L's sleep schedule is not really working out for me.  I'm fucking tired and last night I cried about it.  Like laying in bed crying about being too tired to fall asleep.  Who does that?  Hubs thought I was crazy too and didn't know what to do so he just went ahead and fell asleep.  Do you think you can actually get arrested for punching someone in the back of the head while they are sleeping?  I mean, it could be an accident.  He wouldn't know... he was asleep.  I think I'd just need to get a lady judge to get cleared of that crime.  (Wow these are some crazy fantasies I have going in my head.  Just a sec... going to pour another mimosa.  Aaah, that's better.)


- This morning I was playing a little game of what I like to call "Logan is going to need therapy peek-a-boo."  This is where I was in the shower, naked, and playing peek a boo with him with the shower door.  It occurred to me at one point when I was flashing him that perhaps that game was inappropriate.


7 comments:

  1. LOL... naked peek-a-boo... sounds like quite the game! :)

    Sorry you're so tired lately - that is no fun at all.

    I am absolutely clueless with Macs as well. We got my husband an iPad this summer and I can barely even use that damn thing. I'm Josey, and I'm a PC.

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  2. Bahahaha! You should broken out the sharpie and written on his forehead...again.

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  3. Your TVTs are the highlight of my week!!

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  4. HAHAHAHAA. Um I shower with Jack every once in a while (for instance at 4 am when he is stuffed up and screaming and won't hold still so I can suck the snot out of his nose....you know just as a random example)....and it has crossed my mind too that this is inapropriate. Whatevs.

    Mmmm Mimosas. Adding it to our "must buy" list. I think October will be the first time you and I will get a full night's sleep. It is going to be off the hook!

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  5. Therapy peek-a-boo, naked therapy peek-a-boo at that...you're pretty much amazing.

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  6. Love the peekaboo therapy.

    Why are you refusing to feed Logan?

    I ask not out of judgement but because I am obsessively seeking theories and books on baby training. So I wondered if this was a baby program. I don't have a goal, just the need to obsess and switch theories every few minutes.

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  7. I wasn't feeding him because I was blogging! Lol.

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