Huh, I just noticed at the top of my screen that it says some parts of Blogger might not work on my browser and that I should upgrade. I'm fairly certain that has been there every time I've logged in and I've just ignored it. So apparently it's my own damn fault that I can't comment adequately on your blogs. Son of a bitch. I hate it when it's my fault.
But anyway, I know you guys love hearing about my period so here you go. I got my period AGAIN this month. I can't believe how bad it sucks balls to be still breastfeeding all the fucking time and yet still getting a period every month. Sorry L, Mommy can't feed you right now. Mommy has to go change her lady products AGAIN.
Ok gross, sorry. My point is that it is weird to be back in the space where I'm getting periods every month and wondering if I'm pregnant every month. You think after all the SHIT I have been through with my body that I would not be worried for a second about being pregnant, but I'm right back in that 22-year-old mindset where I think Oh we haven't used any birth control this month, I am going to get pregnant! WTF BU? Don't you know by now that YOU ARE YOUR OWN BIRTH CONTROL???
Apparently I don't. I still wonder every single month. It's so weird.
Hey it is cool that you are a worrying teenager again because remember how much it sucked to be like 'damn it, I didn't get pregnant this month'. no fun. I think we need shirts that say "I am my own birth control - Ask me how!"....wait wait on second thought then we would have to talk to people. and ugh. I really hate other people.
ReplyDeleteWhat's a period? Huh. I used to get that I think. I can't remember that far back though.
ReplyDeleteLOL, I'm curious how I'll feel about that post this baby. We shall see... At least your body is working!
ReplyDeletelmao... it's a curse!! I do the SAME thing every day- and I work in a doctor's office where I have virtually unlimited supply of pee sticks!! it's a battle every month to not pee indiscriminately! I think it might just be wishful thinking on my part- if I was pregnant I would not be getting my period every month... and having a period REALLY sucks!
ReplyDeleteThere's a part of me that wishes I would get my period even though I'm breastfeeding and DO NOT want to be pregnant any time soon, because I just want to know my body is doing what it's supposed to. I'd probably get pregnant immediately though because birth control? what's birth control???
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