As promised, I am reporting back to regarding my progress.
(That was a long, silent pause.)
But really, I'm actually doing pretty well. Today is day 3 of THE X, as I like to call it. (I don't really like to call it that but I don't want to type P90X into my blog a million times and have a bunch of pervs coming to see my before and after pictures.) (Oh yeah, there will be no before and after pictures.) (Ok, maybe an after when I'm all skinny and glamorous.) Anyway, Thursday is yoga day and if you've ever done THE X, you know that this yoga is fucking retarded. (Dear everyone who is PC, sorry I said retarded but that is the only word I can think of to describe it accurately.) It is 90 minutes. Yeah 90. That's true. It is 90 fucking minutes long. Which might not SOUND that long, but trust me, it is. The first half is crazy strength building, burn your legs off type of shit. And the second half is more relaxing, stretching yoga. Did I mention it's fucking long? And hard? (That's what she said.) Anyway, I haven't done it yet today but I am going to. I just keep putting it off. My legs are sore from the other days' workouts and they are definitely harder for me than they were a couple of years ago, but I can mostly keep up. It will be awesome to see a difference in my endurance over the next couple months.
So that's what's going on. Obviously I haven't lost any weight yet because it's only been 3 days. (Son of a bitch! It seems like I should have lost 10 pounds already.) I don't think I will do a regular update of this sitch because you guys would probably stop reading if I did, but I will let you know how it's going from time to time. Mostly because I'm a big fat narcissist and I like to pretend that everyone hangs on my every word and is checking their internets every 5 minutes to see if I've posted anything new.
I hope you wore that outfit in the picture...:)
ReplyDeleteI actually check every 3 minutes. :)
ReplyDeleteI do hang onto every word you say. Is that weird? :)
ReplyDeleteI agree, weight-loss check-ins often aren't the most interesting posts, but I really think they help keep you (you meaning ME) accountable... b/c you have to put it out there if you were eating mindfully and moving your body that week...or if you binge eating and drinking and allowing yourself to feel shitty about yourself.
I'm so impressed that you're doing THE X. :)
Hmm, Oak's way sounds like it would make it a bit better. I agree with you, reading a regular update sounds boring...unless there is excessive cursing, vagina bashing and other exciting stories to keep me interested. But you go girl!
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