What's that you say? It's Wednesday? Well that's the beauty of TVT... I make the rules. Besides I have been thinking it is Thursday all day today. This week just won't fucking end.
- I hate when people say, "I HATE DRAMA!" Because most likely, the people who are always saying that are almost always the ones who fucking love the drama. They create it. They also seem to follow it up with such phrases as:
- "Fuck my life."
- "I can't deal with this anymore."
- "Why does this stuff always happen to me?"
I'm not a lover of the drama, but occasionally it can be entertaining to me. I do avoid crazy bitch friends, mean girls and douche bags though, so that significantly cuts down on the level of drama in my life. Of course any drama I do have is spilled out onto the virtual pages of this blog for your entertainment.
- I hate when my Hubs is like "We really need to do...." end this phrase with cook dinner, vacuum, etc. Because clearly when he says WE he means ME. The other day he was annoyed because he was trying to get L dressed and pulled out a couple of outfits that were too small. I admit this is annoying and I do intend to get rid of clothing that doesn't fit anymore, but frankly, it's kind of a pain in the ass to do this every couple months. So when he said "We really need to clean out L's old clothes." I just rolled my eyes and ignored him. He has now started dressing him in ugly outfits to prove his point. The other day he put him in shorts. It was 28 degrees outside.
- I sometimes read People magazine online and I am surprised at how many stories there are about how Kate Middleton wore the same dress to 2 different functions. I mean, honestly, how many fucking people are there in the world that don't wear the same outfit twice? I sometimes wear the same outfit for a few days in a row. (I stay home now so this is perfectly acceptable. It also cuts down on laundry and my Hubs telling me that we need to do laundry.)
- If I could design a diet that would make me super skinny and in optimal health but only if I ate the same 12 foods for the rest of my life, I would choose cheese, tortillas, sour patch watermelons, mashed potatoes, diet pepsi, spaghetti, tacos, bacon, french fries, hot tamales, pb&j, and apples. I realize some of these foods involve other foods, but this is my fantasy so just go with it.
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This blog post made me smile for a long time :-)
ReplyDeleteLast night my husband randomly pulled out the broom and started sweeping dust off the baseboards. He says "This place is filthy." Commence me blowing up at him because this house is always neat and clean. I sweep, mop, vacuum, scrub, at least once a week. I told him that's his job then, to sweep the baseboards. He also said "We need to really clean out the freezer." Ok, honey...you do that :)
ReplyDeleteI am all over it when H tells me "We need to do something." I literally have a zero tolerance policy for it and tend to overreact causing what is always World War 3. I have no control over my facial expressions and my dreaded eye roll gets him going every time. :)
ReplyDeleteI made a goal after cleaning for DAYS to get ready for thanksgiving that I was going ot keep the house clean until Christmas. Erik said he would help and SOOOOOO I just hand him the vacuum when it needs doing. I recommend giving hubs the same clue.
ReplyDeleteHaha. I hate when my hubby says "we" and means "you" too, but I have to admit I do the same thing when it's something I really mean for him to do. Like, "WE need to mow the lawn this week..." Haha
ReplyDeleteOh, and my husband gets annoyed by the too small clothes thing too and I tell him maybe he should go through them himself and he gets very annoyed.
I could live on Hot Tamales. Seriously. Yum.
ReplyDeleteAlso, when I clean the house, the hubby always says, "You know, let's work really hard to keep it this way." As if I'm the one putting cans of soda (empty) in the sink instead of the trash.
Everyone's comments to this post made me laugh - I think we have to take it as as sign that we're not alone in the hatred of the "we need to" comment. :)
ReplyDeleteAbout half of your 12 items would be on my 12 items list as well!
This post totally cracked me up as did all the comments. It's so nice to know I am a normal human and that other women go through the same crap daily!
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