Diving right in...
1 - Do you have period panties? You know, the ones that aren't your fave-skis or maybe they are super comfy but ugly as hell so you wear them on your period because you don't care if they get ruined? Or is this just something I do? Well, either way, I was staring into my underwear drawer the other day and noticed that a pair of undies that I used to L-O-V-E was in the period panties section (yes there's a section, I'm OCD, so screw you for judging me.) Anyway, these cute little guys are awesome, yet somehow have evolved over time into the pair that I don't care if they get ruined. Is it weird that I got sad over them? Maybe I should up my meds a little.
2 - I eat a lot of fruit. Apples and bananas are a regular staple in my house because they are convenient, kid friendly and readily available. I tend to take a banana in the car with me when I'm in a rush. I'm a little ashamed to admit that I throw the banana peels (or apple cores) out the window. Is this really littering? I mean, it's super biodegradable and I NEVER see an old peel or core just chilling on my street like a McDonald's bag, so something tells me that it is ok to do this. Maybe I'm giving some little animal a little breakfast treat? See, I'm actually helping nature. I do make sure no other cars are around when I do it though because I'm afraid someone will yell at me.
3 - Speaking of eating in the car... I regularly drop food items between my seat and the center console. Also I have man hands so it is practically impossible for me to reach my meaty hand in the crevice to get them out. What is the solution here? How can I get sour patch watermelons, french fries, and pretzels out from the deep dark abyss? I bet there's the equivalent of a Thanksgiving feast in there (except you know, the junk food version.)
4 - My weight loss situation is at a standstill. Ok that's a lie, I've gained a couple pounds. I'm still down overall but have about 14-15 pounds to lose to get to my goal weight. It's been difficult to workout because it is fucking freezing here so I don't want to take L out in it. Also don't want to take him to the gym daycare around kids with a snot river running down their faces. Hopefully I can figure something out soon and get going on it again. Also it would help if people would stop giving us gifts of caramel popcorn and cookies. Also if Russel Stover marshmallow Santas could stop being so delicious, that would be nice.
lol "man hands." I have them too. And I'm pretty sure there's enough food between my seats to feed a family of 6 for like a year...
ReplyDeleteIt's a marshmallow thing, huh? I remember at Easter you were jonesin' for the marshmallow eggs.
ReplyDeleteIf it makes you feel any better, I have officially gained more weight since the beginning of November, than I did throughout my whole pregnancy. Yeah. I feel sexy.
(Oh, and yes. I have those "special" panties, too.)
Haha! I have to use a shop vac to just suck that shit out of the crevice. Oh, and I throw my apple cores and banana peels too and always envision cars slipping on them and crashing like they do in Mario Kart.
ReplyDeleteI hope it's not littering, because I'm way against that business.
I just laughed out loud at Kelly's Mario Kart comment. I totally throw out my banana peels and apple cores too!
ReplyDeleteSad about the cute panties becoming period panties - that's never good!
Good luck working out again - do you ever do workout videos at home?
The space between my car seat and console is like a graveyard for my diet cheats and misteps. Cleaning it out would be like taking a trip with the ghosts from diets past. I choose to ignore it insteas. :)
ReplyDeleteI hear you about the car food. My son even has a habit of putting his scraps in the pocket of his booster seat. I totally have period panties. I actually buy them and keep them neatly folded in part of my underwear drawer! And, I admire you for even trying to lose weight considering L is under 1! You go girl!
ReplyDeleteperiod panties - check, have those....and I am ashamed to admit that what I used to classify as period-only panties have now become every day panties...because they are nice and big and comfy. Sexy panties have packed their shit and left. Don't get too grossed out though because technically my period panties are in tip top shape considering I haven't had a period in....2 some years now and the year before that I had 3 total. So for me period panties are just giant panties. hahaha.
ReplyDelete2 - I also throw apple cores and banana peels out the window and I also try to do it sneakily because I am afraid I will get pulled over and get a ticket for littering.
3 - I have the same goal for Jack hitting one year.