Really. I did IT! You know, like it IT.
The past few weeks have been filled with all day nausea, constant grazing, and zero motivation to make myself attractive in any way. This has all culminated in an extreme lack of sex drive, nay, more like a repulsion to sex and/or anyone touching me in general. Sexy time has not existed in my world for about 3 weeks now.
As you can imagine, the Hubs has been very understanding yet very frustrated. I, as you can imagine, haven't given a shit. But there's a teeny tiny part of me that knew this could not go on forever.
So today when I found myself actually full of food, in a good mood, and not nauseous, I started dancing. Not good dancing, but silly head banging, hip grinding, leg humping dancing. It suddenly occurred to me that this may be our only doing it opportunity. I shouted, "I FEEL GOOD! LET'S DO IT!"
Despite my leg humping, Hubs agreed. You know, because beggars can't be choosers. I think this means I'm off the hook for 3 more weeks.
Good for you!!
ReplyDeleteShit...I just thought about it, and it's been 3 weeks since we did IT. Ugh. My poor husband. I'm just so damn tired!
Aww, my little BU is all grown up. :) Good for you for getting back on the horse (so to speak).
ReplyDeleteLOL, funniest mental picture EVER (the dancing..not what happened afterwards).
ReplyDeleteHave to admit, its been even longer than that for us but since the mister ain't complaining I can't say I'm trying to hard to get in his pants. Oh my how times have changed.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHA. Love it. Please record your leg humping crazy dance.
ReplyDeleteWoohoo! Leg humping. Ha!
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