I really have a lot of respect for nature. I mean, how complicated is just one single cell, let alone a plant or a person or an animal all put together and functioning. During an anatomy class a few years ago, the professor was speaking of the intricacies of the human kidney and how it is formed in a fetus. I remember thinking that it was amazing that any of us were even alive if the mere kidney was so complex.
That being said, when it comes to this human, Mother Nature is a bitch!
I mean come on! Do I really have to have PMS during the very week that I find out I am not pregnant? It's a flawed design if you ask me. I think that you should only get PMS if you ARE pregnant because then at least it would be worth it.
Also, I think if you are infertile that you should automatically be your goal weight. You're infertile? Well GOOD NEWS!! You now have a six pack and a perfect ass. You get to eat whatever you want and wear a bikini anyway. Congratulations!
Instead it's: you're infertile? Oh shit, here's some fertility drugs- they are going to make you crazy, make you pack on a few pounds, and give you such horrible headaches and periods that you would rather die than go for a jog. Don't let the door hit you in the fat ass on your way out.
I propose a truce Mother Nature: give me what I want and I'll stop talking shit about you.
lmao- very good point
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