So last week, my vagina was taking a nap. Hubs was over it. He was ready to resume good sex life part of the month. And this is the story of how he did NOT get laid.
Hubs, "Do you want to go to bed so we can do it?"
Me, "Babe, you can't just tell me you want to do it and expect me to be instantly turned on. You have to work a little."
Hubs (while rolling his eyes,) "I work ALL DAY."
So then we did not do it.
Okay. You are kind of creeping me out. We had this exact conversation last week. WTF?
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