Some days at about 10:30 pm, like right now, I. Am. Done.
With the day. I can't stand anyone talking to me. I can't stand my child throwing fits or whining about going to bed. All I want to do is sit on the couch, watch The Office and drink a beer or two. Everyone else can just go to hell at that point. God bless you Michael Scott and the whole nine Nards.
Next, in the last month or so, I have heard 3 different ladies talk about having orgasms in their sleep. Fuckingexcuseme? How is that even possible and how do I sign up for that? Lucky bitches. (Shakes fist at Mother Nature.)
Finally, it's ICLW time again and I am glad you made it over to my blog. I have only been at this for a few months (blogging, not humping profusely for spawn.) If you'd like to check out my first ICLW post, click here. It's way more entertaining than this random post.
Sorry for the bad day! Hope tomorrow is better for you.
ReplyDeleteI hope you were able to get a good night sleep and today is better for you!!
ReplyDeleteAre you really jealous when the reason I had an orgasm in my sleep is because I haven't had any hot beef injection since June 24th?!?! Puts in into perspective now doesn't it? And chances are you just don't wake up when you have yours. :)
ReplyDeleteI enjoy your writing and blog immensely but then--disclaimer here- I like angry women like Fi (Burn notice) and Lisbeth (Girl with the dragon tatoo) who like to blow things up and shake their fists at a world out of step with them. Anyway, you are not alone!! Keep writing. From ICLW.
ReplyDeleteDude - I just recently heard about the O in your sleep thing as well. SIGN ME UP!
ReplyDeleteAlso, I can't believe this is Michael Scott's last season, the show just isn't going to be the same.
ICLW #91
OK - I must confess..I am one of those girls and they are amazing! But don't get mad..I haven't had a guy even WANT to come near me physically in over 18 months...I think this is just God's way of keeping me sane. Hang in there.."that's what she said."
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