This Isn't Russia. Or Germany or Whatever*

I hate people that say "uber."  Like, "Uber excited that I finally got my nipples pierced."

Nobody has ever said that to me, but you get my point.  If you say "uber" and read my blog, then I'm uber sorry if I offend you.

I think people who try to pretty it up by throwing some foreign words in their vocabulary should get punched.  Right in the baby makers.

Do you or someone you know pronounce Target like "Taaaaarrrrr-jhayyyyyyy"?

Well stop it.
It's weird.
It's pronounced "Tar-get."
Like a bullesye.

And I also really think it's hilarious when you end a phone conversation and the other person says "Ciao!"  Like we're in the Vatican eating gelato.

I think I'm just going to start responding with "Aloha."

Unless I'm in Hawaii because then people will just think I'm an annoying tourist instead of a sarcastic hag.


*If you live in Russia or Germany or Whatever... please disregard this post.  And keep saying Tar-jhay.