Regarding My Ass

So I've been trying to get back in to working out.  I'm not a super skinny gal, but not a chunk-a-hontas either.  I'm kind of like muscular girl meets spare tire and ginormous boobies girl.  But I'm also broad shouldered like a swimmer.  Or a man.  It's a complex mix of body shapes so I've drawn you a picture...

So I'm not a good artist, but whatever.  I've joined the local rec center but because of my hubby's crazy work schedule I don't have him around a lot to watch the boys, and due to my crazy craziness, I don't dare to take the baby to the gym daycare yet.  Therefore, I don't make it to the gym as often as I like.  To supplement my workout routine, I've been ordering workout dvd's like a mad woman so that I'll have a variety of things to do at home.

I don't know if you've seen the infomercials for the videos (do you think I'll ever stop using the term 'videos'?) that claim to give you an awesome South American ass, but holy shiz balls, they sucked me in!  (The videos not the asses.)  I ordered them and waited at home in front of the tv with pastries until my ass saving vids got here.  Then they arrived and I waited a few more days to give them a try.  After all, I've had this ass for this long so what's another day or two?

I broke them out yesterday, prepared for the ass changing to commence.  I've only done one video so far, but it was fantastic!  Ok, it was super annoying and I'm sure eventually I'll mute it, but the workout itself was pretty great.  Not that I had a bad ass to being with, but I am definitely prone to mom butt and I'd like to keep that at bay for now.

Side note - some other of my favorite gals have started a REVOLUTION of adding our email addresses to our profiles so we can start keeping in touch for realsies, so I have now added mine to my profile.  Just in case anyone wants to send me some hate mail.