So I decided to give the old Twitter a try. I don't really get it. I feel like I'm throwing things out there that nobody will ever see slash care about. Plus, I subscribed or followed or whatever some things I thought might be interesting. Most of them are comics that say fuck as much as I do, but I also thought it would be fun to subscribe to the White House. I mean, they might have something interesting to tweet about right? Well no, they don't. And in fact, the White House tweets so much that I deleted that mother fucker as a friend, or followee or whatever the hell it's called.
How does the White House have more time to tweet than me? I just wrote a post about how boring laundry is. I'm still in my pajamas and it's almost noon. I haven't even thought about looking at Twitter today and I guarantee, Mr. High and Mighty White House probably has at LEAST a dozen tweets today. I bet they are paying some asshole 80 grand a year to tweet from his home office about the White House.
But anyhoo, I'm probably not going to just throw out my Twitter name, but if you'd like to follow me (eyes rolling) then email me and I will send it to you. Although, my Twitter career might be short lived. Just like my real career. And my 20's.
Oh no you twitdn't! (I have no idea if you read that like I just meant for it to sound) but anyhoo...have fun twurping or whatever it's called. In theory it seems cool to me...but I just don't get it....yet. (but I also said that about nursing bra's and you should see my boobs now.)
ReplyDeleteYeah seems kind of dumb to me. I get annoyed when people post random lame stuff on their facebook status like 'eating a bagel'. So I have a feeling twitter would make me ever crazier. The White House is lazy.
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