My Man is Manly

So I know I said I'd spare you any more details of the semen analysis, but, well, I lied. The count came back at 93 million with a 71% motility. In the reproductive world, my husband's semen is the cream of the crop, so to speak. The doctor said that normal is anything above 20 million and 50% motility.

I asked hubby if he felt more manly knowing that his sperm count was so high. He said he was happy it wasn't our reproductive problem, but that it didn't make him feel any different.

Fast forward to him telling his brother that he is 4 1/2 times more manly than the average man.

Then in the shower today I made a joke about his hairy-ness and he said that it was his hairy, manly body that provided me with 4 1/2 times more sperm than usual. We finished that conversation up when he said my teasing was hurting his feelings and I replied, "Fortunately your feelings regenerate at 4 1/2 times a regular man's."

Who has conversations like this? For real? It's comical.