So after you've had multiple days and weeks of non-stop sex fest, you know what your vagina wants? A nap. A good solid week long nap. So my month looks a little like this:
Days 1-6 glorious days of menstruation
Days 7-17 hump fest 2010
Days 18-24 wonderful "repair the vagina" rest days and try not to take pregnancy tests
Days 25-30 actually enjoy great sex life with hubs and probably take 12 pregnancy tests
The TTC'ers call this time period after ovulation the 2 week wait (2WW.) It's the most dreaded point in the cycle for most people and definitely for me. Either way the month will end in worry for me. I'll either be pregnant and scared shitless that I'm going to miscarry (again.) Or I'll start my joyous period and wonder what the fuck is wrong with me (again.)
I have always thought how fun it would be to get pregnant "accidentally." How would that be??? One day a woman thinks, "Hmm, my period should have started a week ago." Takes a pregnancy test and wow! it's positive. That is never going to be my life. It's sort of sad really.
Yeah....wouldn't it be nice to have that moment.
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