Dear Blog,
I have missed you so!! I have been so busy over the last few days and will be working 60 hour weeks for the next 6 weeks. I am also missing my bed, my son, my sanity and my free time. But I promise not to desert you totally. I will be back to write short, stupid and unfunny posts like this one.
In other news, I am physically and mentally torturing myself right now by watching Teen Mom on MTV. Farrah is a huge cunt face, Amber is certifiably a nut job, and Catelynn and Maci are somewhat tolerable. I can't tell you why I watch this piece of shit show but it's like a train wreck. Maybe these bitches should just give me their babies and when they ask why they were adopted, I can just show them some footage of the show.
The End.
Welcome back! Hope the next 6 weeks are bearable. I try and avoid the "Underage, pregnant, chain smoking, binge drinking girls who didn't realise sex can lead to pregnancy" shows for fear I'll throw something heavy at the TV!
ReplyDeleteI agree 100% on your classification of the "Teen Moms" - I get sucked into that show, too, much to my dismay.
ReplyDeleteyou know I knew there was a reason I couldn't watch shows like that, my head would explode.
ReplyDeleteglad to see you back, I'll look forward to your "quickies" :)
I watch that sometimes, too! I hate Farrah so stinking bad! I love Macy and think she's doing a good job as a mom, but I think her ex is a giant douche.
ReplyDeleteI am glad you are surviving your crazy schedule. I think you will do great!