Does anyone else find that folding baby clothes, blankets and other paraphernalia the most tedious job of all jobs? I'm not sure if I've mentioned this or not, but L spits up a lot (I know I've mentioned it a million times, it's sarcasm.) Anyway, I have to change his clothes frequently because he is usually quite vomit covered and soaking wet and smelling like a foot. We have also started using his receiving blankets as "burp" cloths. Although I think I should start calling them something more truthful, like "fountain of breast milk catching cloths." That's not very creative, but it gets the visual across.
Anyhoo, back to the laundry... so I get a full basket of baby clothes, rags, towels, blankets, etc. filled up about every 3 days, maybe 4. L doesn't have a ton of clothes because, well, honestly it's because I'm lazy AND cheap. So by about the 3rd day of multiple outfit changes, he needs some clean clothes. So I have to do his laundry about twice a week. Then the clean things sit in the basket until the pile of dirty clothes on the floor is ready to be washed again. That's when I have to fold the teeny tiny itty bitty clothes. And it is mind numbingly dull.
So here is an equally dull post to tell you about how boring I find folding baby things. Although, really, folding any laundry is horribly boring.
Maybe you could come back and read this post before bed time. It will help you fall asleep.
Dude, this post was so fucking boring that it didn't even show up in my blogger feed. NICE JOB! GOOD WORK!
ReplyDeleteI actually just bundle mac's shit up and shove it in his drawers.
Try it, you'll like it.
And also, go to target, buy the 16 pack of chico (or whatever their damn brand is) bibs and put them on him. Its the best 10 bucks you'll spend. Then when he urps, wipe his face with his urp covered bib and change bib. Keep outfit. Ta da. You're welcome.
Fuck you just reminded me I have a load of baby laundry in the dryer I need to get out....it has been in there for four days. I hate putting shit away. I can wash it and fold it and put it back in the basket to take to his room, but then it sits in the basket for a week before it gets put in the drawers.
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