Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Mission to the Lube


There's this special lube that is made specifically for conceiving. It's true. It says right on the tube "Won't harm sperm while baby-making." It also says "Making love... without the irritation" which I found especially humorous.

So I've heard about the lube on websites specifically for conceiving. I looked it up online to see where I could find it in my area (no pun intended.) There are exactly 2 places in my state that sell it. The closest one is about a 45 minute drive from my house. I decided it was worth it because the clomid is messing with my lady parts. As I'm driving there, I spoke with 2 different friends and my husband because it was quite far. I told them all I was making a pilgrimage for sperm-friendly lube. I almost updated my Facebook status but decided my 176 other friends didn't really need to know.

I wonder how many other people have had to pack a lunch and travel somewhere far to get themselves personal lubricant.

2 comments:

  1. That's funny. I wasn't about to make a special trip for mine, I just bought it over the internet.

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  2. Missy - I would have done that but the timing wouldn't have worked out if you know what I mean! :)

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