Sunday, May 30, 2010

Country Style

Well, I went in for my 2nd "porn" ever on Friday and everything looked really good. I had 2(!!) very good sized follicles and a 3rd that was medium sized. My doctor thinks that I will release both(!!) the eggs from the large follicles and possibly the 3rd(!!!). There's something very surreal about lying on a table spread eagle while your tiny Asian doctor is poking around your lady parts with a large object. The most unusual part of it all is that you are squinting at the screen trying to figure out how in the hell they spot that follicle so quickly and what makes them so sure they are telling you the truth!
But I digress... the most important part of this story is what comes after... the sex. We are once again back at hump fest. The only problem is that hubs was out of town all last week. We knew that the impending ovulation was going to happen sometime this weekend, so we made plans to meet in the middle.

At his parent's house.

We usually go one weekend a month to visit his parents so it seemed logical that since he was already in that direction that I just meet him there for our visit this month. That being said... we had to do it.

A lot.

At his parent's house.

My in-laws are really awesome people and I love them dearly, but they live in the country. Like they own 80 acres and have horses, chickens and rabbits country. They also eat fried eggs and bacon for breakfast every day. And all the bedrooms are in one section of the house. And the mattress we were on is like 50 years old.

Do you see where I'm going with this?

Hubs and I sure had to be tricky to keep it quiet (not us, the mattress!) Also, we went fishing and fed horses and fixed trucks so it was quite the fiasco to get in 3 days worth of baby making. I really hope I get pregnant this month, however, it will be quite the memory of how the conception occurred if I do.

2 comments:

  1. LOL! Hopping over from ICLW and just died laughing at this post. Isn't timed BD'ing the GREATEST?! (sigh)

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  2. I can't stop laughing! Been there, done that. ;)

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