Okay, besides the obvious...
I have:
- Felt myself up to see where my cervix is. (Read: stuck my fingers in my vag.)
- Taken about a gazillion pregnancy tests.
- Taken even more ovulation predictor tests.
- Cried.
- Sat there and read my mail just so I could have a minute to myself.
But more recently, the most fantastical of all is that I went ahead and dropped my $25 digital OPK in the toilet after I peed on it. Yep that's right, I dropped it right in the toilet and then had to use my hand to retrieve it. Fun times. I hurried and cleaned it off and waited to see if it would still work. Guess what, it was negative so apparently my bad luck with the toilet had no effect on my infertility. Either that, or my toilet isn't ovulating right now.
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