So a bunch of my girly friends know that I am taking fertility drugs. They use this knowledge against me.
Bitches.
Whenever I bring up the pregnancy topic (which is quite often and I'm sure they're sick of hearing it,) they start up about how I am going to have triplets or quadruplets. The funny thing is in my head I'm thinking "game on!" because I'd be happy to just stay pregnant, even if it is with multiples.
So I've decided that if I do have triplets or quads (which is unlikely) then I am assigning each of my friends shifts where they have to come over and change shitty diapers and bring me meals. And then I'm going to leave them with all the babies and take a shower and a nap.
They might not come over anymore but I have some pretty good dirt on all of them, and I'm not opposed to blackmail. They started it.
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